Living Underneath Tables and Other Modern Fables
Jensen, Gunnar I always wanted to write a book where I call the general populace a bunch of limp dicks and desiccated pussies, however, my editor refused to publish anything so honest. Luckily, I am the master of work-arounds. So, in the guise of modeling hard-dickitude and wet-pussiness, I managed to trick my editor into publishing this memoir by concealing my recriminations inside stories.
Follow me as I take Kerouac's On the Road beneath a table. Oddly...